I should be sponsored by Trojan
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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