I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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