if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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