i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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