no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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