You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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