Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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