thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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