just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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