We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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