i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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