oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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