Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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