i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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