She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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