I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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