you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
The ass gains better be worth it
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