Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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