just come out here and I will go home with you...
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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