I got chris browned last night
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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