youre lurking in front of me
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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