What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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