I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
i think my cat just said my name.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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