How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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