Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
you didnt know i had herpes?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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