i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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