i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I had to cum in my sink.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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