bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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