Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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