I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
just tell him i said nine months
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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