two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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