I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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