I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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