So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Randomize
