I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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