dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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