i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
