oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Do vagina's smell?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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