And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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