well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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