I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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