she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
handjob tips. give me some.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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