Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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