Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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