Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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