I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
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Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
