awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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