Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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