yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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