Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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