Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
false alarm. still invincible.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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