Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
